ATT: All shoppersRE: Product Discontinued
Our best product, the Travis Lyle 3000, has officially been pulled from circulation as of 11/01/08 in a move that has met with much wailing and gnashing of teeth from our single hot female demographic.
Although we are aware that this is our best-selling product, we regret to inform our devoted customers that the license for this product has been bought out by ravishing new company Abigail Case Inc, who took ownership of this highly successful item at 11:30 on the 11th January 2008 at a handover ceremony at the Park Rynie Home Affairs, Deaths, Births and Marriage Validation Department.
To all of our customers who have enjoyed the Travis Lyle 3000, we wish to thank you for your brand loyalty over the years, and hope your experiences of using this product will leave you with only the rosiest of memories. Should you require an item of a similar nature, please feel free to avail yourselves of a wide range of products available at the many bars, taverns and discotheques of the Durban region.
Warm Regards,
Travis Case (née Lyle)
CEO, Whiteboy Entertainment Inc.
Our best product, the Travis Lyle 3000, has officially been pulled from circulation as of 11/01/08 in a move that has met with much wailing and gnashing of teeth from our single hot female demographic.
Although we are aware that this is our best-selling product, we regret to inform our devoted customers that the license for this product has been bought out by ravishing new company Abigail Case Inc, who took ownership of this highly successful item at 11:30 on the 11th January 2008 at a handover ceremony at the Park Rynie Home Affairs, Deaths, Births and Marriage Validation Department.
To all of our customers who have enjoyed the Travis Lyle 3000, we wish to thank you for your brand loyalty over the years, and hope your experiences of using this product will leave you with only the rosiest of memories. Should you require an item of a similar nature, please feel free to avail yourselves of a wide range of products available at the many bars, taverns and discotheques of the Durban region.
Warm Regards,
Travis Case (née Lyle)
CEO, Whiteboy Entertainment Inc.
3 comments:
fan-fucking-tastic write up there! I have had more than my money's worth from the TL3000 model and am quite happy to upgrade. I hope you will be happy with what has proved to be a good product!
I have been using TL3000 for years. I swear by it. I hope Abigail makes full use of the product. Caution: Refridgerate once opened.
Ah, satisfied customers...our work there is done!
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