When we announced last year that we were getting married in April 2009 many of you couldn’t get your head around us planning so far in advance. But we told you 2008 would go quickly, and look, its October already! Today in 6 months time we will be gathering at Mount Park for the celebration of a lifetime.
In the meantime we’re off to AfrikaBurn next week, AmaFullThrottle for New Year, and then, just round the corner, is the LoveDeclarationCelebration!
Onward to Easter 2009!
RE: Product Discontinued
Our best product, the Travis Lyle 3000, has officially been pulled from circulation as of 11/01/08 in a move that has met with much wailing and gnashing of teeth from our single hot female demographic.
Although we are aware that this is our best-selling product, we regret to inform our devoted customers that the license for this product has been bought out by ravishing new company Abigail Case Inc, who took ownership of this highly successful item at 11:30 on the 11th January 2008 at a handover ceremony at the Park Rynie Home Affairs, Deaths, Births and Marriage Validation Department.
To all of our customers who have enjoyed the Travis Lyle 3000, we wish to thank you for your brand loyalty over the years, and hope your experiences of using this product will leave you with only the rosiest of memories. Should you require an item of a similar nature, please feel free to avail yourselves of a wide range of products available at the many bars, taverns and discotheques of the Durban region.
Warm Regards,
Travis Case (née Lyle)
CEO, Whiteboy Entertainment Inc.